Rachel Points Out. . .

Teabagging. 2M4M. Jeeze these people ARE clueless. But it's such comedy for us, so carry on crazy righties. Carry on.

We All Do It. . . Except The Pope

Maybe I'll try to take my nephew to this movie since he probably won't be able to see Where The Wild Things Are in the theater. I'm sure learning the message of this movie is much more pressing. Especially since there is another set of diapers to be changed in the household now. 

Trek Yourself Fool!

Are you as creeped out as I am?? Yeah, that's a hybrid of my face and a Vulcan's. Okay, basically it's just my nose and mouth, but it's still no less creepy. Well and my patented dark circles under my eyes. This is a new promotion for the movie of course and you can do it yourself right HERE. It takes a while to get the photo lined up just right but be patient. And here's a hint, make sure your head pic is slightly angled like the examples. And is it me or 'Trek Yourself' an awesome phrase that should be added into the lexicon? I'm totally going to start using it. 

Hey, go trek yourself asshole!

I told that player to straight up go trek himself. 

Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!

I guess when you have no logical leg to stand on, you just start making shit up.

You've Already Lost

This video fills me with such joy, I can hardly describe it. To be blunt, it's an old straight white guy from Iowa who gets it. He gets it. Why can't so many others?

But maybe, just maybe it seems like people are starting to catch on. I mean first Iowa, now Vermont and DC. It's a firestorm. It's coming and it can't be stopped. Only delayed. We're winning. One state at a time. Suck it, haters!

And as great as Vermont and DC seeing the light is, Iowa really is the big story here. It's a Midwest state, not one of those uppity, elitist Northeast states. 

Lying Sack Of Shit!

Liar, liar, liar!



Oh, what's this? Why it's proof of your lie! Hmmmmm. . .



Please go away Warren. I know you need your ego stoked all the time, but please do us all a favor and go away.

Dream Job #25

I've found my new vocation! Now, is there some sort of trade school I can go to that will teach me how to put make up on hot mens bodies? 

Real Time

I think this is all in order. Not totally sure. It was kinda screw on YouTube this week and I haven't had time to watch the whole show yet. If it's wrong, I'll try to fix it once I get to watch it.

Delightfully Dirty Dustin

Now if you were going to update this with current celebs, who would you pick?