Had he never heard of Craigslist?

This is the destructive power of homophobia.  Yet again we have a person who rails against homosexuality and yet a member of his own family is busted in a gay sex sting. This son of a megachurch pastor jacked off in front of a few undercovers in a park while staring them in the eye. It's not exactly easy to come out when your own father calls being gay a "brokeness" and that he would never hire a sexually active gay person. The church is "undertaking their own investigation of these allegations". Of course. Here's a thought, why don't you just ask your son if he's a big giant mo and if he went to the park , whipped out his dong and whacked it in open view of everyone. Case closed. There's your investigation. Let's hope that this incident allows the son to come out and finally live his life honestly. And who the hell goes to the park like it's the 1970's? Get on the computer. Go to Craigslist. Or any other of the millions of gay personal sites. Jeeze. 

Will there be pie?

So Keri Russell has joined that Crowley film that will be filming in Portland in April. She'll be joining Mr. Harrison Ford and Encino Man. So in addition to stalking Deckard I'm going to have to hunt down Ms. Russell and have a piece of pie with her. I hope it's I can't have no affair because it's wrong and I don't want Earl to kill me pie!

If you haven't seen Waitress yet, you should. And what better day than Valentine's Day to watch it. 

I welcome their hatred

FDR knew how to deal with partisan obstructionism. They're making themselves irrelevant, so why keep offering out an olive branch? He gets points for the initial attempt at bipartisanship, but they've showed their hand. And that hand is all out war on the President and the Democrats. They're going to try to obstruct everything. Which might be okay in normal times, but we're in the middle of the greatest economic downturn since the Great Depression. It's disgusting that they're again putting party before country. That's all that matters to them. Thankfully the public gets this. One look at the poll numbers proves that. I say fuck'em. They want to be irrelevant, fine. Let'em be. And we'll go about to getting real shit done. Bring on universal healthcare! 

End of Western Civilization: Part 2

As much as The Gingerdead Man movie would be a prime example of the end of Western civilization THIS story really just takes the cake. Disturbing to say the least. And just like that crazy lady with 14 kids, they'll probably rake in all kinds of dough from media interviews and other crazy people will just send them money cause they feel bad for them. It just encourages more behavior like this because you can get rich off of it. What the fuck is going on in the world???

Oh My Shit!

I don't even know what to say about this or even where to begin. This just speaks for itself. 

Avast Ye Matey!

You have got to hand it to Zack Snyder. That he was able to convince those Warner Brothers into doing this and Hollis Mason's Under The Hood is crazy cool. I'm very curious how it plays by itself but in reality I'll probably wait until they release the ultimate Watchmen Blu-ray which will have this edited into the movie. 

And I have to give it up to the marketing department on Watchmen, I'm really getting excited to see this movie again. . . um. . . I mean for the first time. 

Robert Shaw he ain't

I know it was probably foolish, but I was holding out some iota of hope that the trailer for this would be really good. Something that would lead me to believe that they'd found a way to do the original justice. Or that they had found a new take on the premise. Or would be going in an unexpected way. But my faith is lost after watching this trailer. Part of the charm of the original was its total lack of political correctness. Something today that they can't get away with or are at least to afraid to even try to get away with it. It is rated R which is good and maybe that means there is some edginess to it, but I doubt it. Time will tell. In the meantime, we'll always have the original. 

And the fantastic original, which for my money is one of the best New York movies ever.

Baby Jane: The Deuce

I don't know what this is, but it's crazy funny. And where O' where does somebody get a hat like that? 

Don't want no minute man.

This is a fun little promotion for the upcoming Watchmen movie.  Click on the arcade game and it actually lets you play an old school Minutemen arcade game. In groovin' 80's 8-bit graphics even! It's almost March 6th and then I can finally see the finished product. Can't wait. 

Yet Another Sequel Nobody Asked For

I forgot. There was another big trailer premiering this week. The full trailer for Angels & Demons. What's that you say? No, it's not a movie starring Amy Grant and Teri Hatcher. It's the sequel to The DaVinci Code. Now the first one made a ton of bank so of course they had to make a sequel. It was money. It wasn't tons of fans clamoring for another go around. Now the first movie was sold on controversy. Which is also what set to book off to best selling status. Nothing more than controversy. Seriously, there was nothing more than a morbid what-the-fuck-is-everybody-up in-arms-about curiosity that got me into that theater. And guess what. I still don't know what everybody was up in arms about. Something about Jesus having a libido or whatever. For me it was mostly a huge snooze fest with obvious villains. And looking at the trailer it seems to me that it's going to be a somewhat more action packed snooze fest with obvious villains. I mean I can tell just by the trailer that Roger Ebert's Law of Economy of Characters is in full effect.

 I think this film won't do anywhere near the level of business the first one did. I don't know anybody who enjoyed the first one that much and there's no controversy this time. Oh they'll try to manufacture it for sure, but it won't be there. He's working to help the church this time and it'll be hard to see how they spin that. Rather than post the trailer I was going to post the Prince video Controversy and let you find the trailer yourself if you care (which you don't), but get this, there aren't any Prince videos on YouTube with any sound on them! Now that's controversial! Give us our Prince! 

So until then, this will have to do. 

Even More Furiousness

Take a look at this. No, the outrage isn't that a lesbian was spotted at Wal-Mart instead of Home Depot. All kidding aside, this is such bullshit. This woman gets kicked out of military for Don't Ask, Don't Tell, yet nobody in the military asked her and she didn't tell anybody. It sounds to me that this civilian or somebody else had it out for her for reasons that might not have been that she was a lesbian and was plotting to get her kicked out. And she brings up a total valid point about witnessing peers who have actually broken laws and committed adultery, yet only received slaps on the wrists. But she and thousands more get punished for being born a certain way? They are punished for something they could no more change than their eye color? More and more this becomes so much clearer a civil rights issue for us. A minority population is being punished for being born different. And with all the advances we've made, that we haven't conquered this is just ridiculous. 

I understand that Obama has his hands full with the economy and ending the wars, but DADT needs to end. It needs to end now. Not tomorrow. Not in a month. Not in a year. But now. The majority of Americans see no problem with ending this. So why are we still bending to the will of a few ass backwards, ignorant douche bags? 

End of Western Civilization: Part 1

This just looks horrible. Really horrible. And that laugh track. Ugh. 

I was going to say that I give this three airings before they cancel this thing, but never overestimate the public's taste. 

And why not include Kelly's hot barely legal model fiance? At least then there might be some appeal to the show. 

It's spelled B-a-s-t-a-r-d-s

I don't really like Pitt's delivery whenever he's talking about scalps. That seems to be the general feeling going around the internets and I agree. And the misspelled title kinda grates on me and I don't get the reason behind it. If it's supposed to be some sort of joke, then it's going over my head. But hey, it's Tarantino and it's a movie about killing Nazi's and who the hell doesn't like to see Nazi's get killed?

I guess this is big trailer week. We have this trailer coming out. Plus the full Transformers 2 trailer will be attached to Friday the 13th. And we get our first look at The Taking of the Phelam 1-2-3 which will be attached to The International. I'm really stoked to see that one just to get a feel for it. The original is so fantastic, they'll be hard pressed to top it, let alone get anywhere close to it. 

Just the two of us.

First of all he may be a Republican but Charlie Crist is a silver fox. I hope those gay rumors about him are true. 

And secondly, Western Europe?! 

Heaven forbid. Not Western Europe! Noooooooooooooooo!

Their standard of living over there is so horrible. How could we stand it? 

Thankfully we have Mitch McConnell around to show us the way. 

Fun Kit

Mr. Belvedere fun kit just doesn't sound right at all. 

I wonder what the surprise you got on your birthday was? 

The first two seasons are coming out on DVD on March 17th. So I guess that means that they've released almost everything on DVD and are getting desperate. And yet, still no Cop Rock. Go figure. 

I heart Rachel

This is why I love Rachel. She's rational, personable, and she lays it all out clearly. 



I would add that possibly the reasoning as to why they want to do nothing is because they hate the New Deal and by that regard any government program. They hate government in almost any form. Except when it comes time for the government to get into your bedroom or your body. They want to do nothing so that the economy goes totally in the shitter and all the sudden it becomes too expensive or unfeasible for the government to pay for Social Security. Can't afford Medicare or Medicaid either. They want the whole New Deal gone. And with those programs gone, well then I guess we can just lower our taxes that much more, can't we? Which then boils down to plain and simple greed. That's it. Or at least my take on it. They can't effectively shrink government by actual governing as demonstrated so they'd rather 'blow up' the government and the economy to do it and all else be damned. 

Brand New Fucking Piece of Shit

For anybody who loves gadgets but can never get them to work right: 

So funny and so true. 

So Refreshing

How refreshing is this?

A President who answers to the people and all the people. Not just the ones who get through the screeners and sign loyalty oaths or whatever the hell those statements where. 

Oh and he got a nice little dig in at McCain. But it also makes a nice broader point about the state of things. 

Second Life is so Gay!

Why is it called Second Life when it always seems to me that these people need to get a first life? 

So this lady caught her husband having a virtual gay affair in Second Life. Now she's divorcing him because of it. Obviously they probably had some real problems if she's ready to throw away their whole marriage because of this, but is this really cheating? I don't know. I want to know what you think. Plenty of married people masturbate to porn and that's usually deemed okay. This is the next level of that. Now there's a another person on the other end of the screen. Does it cross the line? I don't know what to think. Would it have mattered if he was in that virtual dungeon with a woman? Or at least a tranny? Okay that would probably be worse. 

Okay, I just looked at their pictures again. Whoo. Now I see why they lead virtual lives. 

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

This is a Disney cartoon from 1951 that was banned in later years. 



Yeah that's right, he asks for a fag and for some weed. 

Who knew Goofy was such a fun guy?