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Do you want to live like I do? Or rather did? Well now you can! My old room in New York is back up for rent. Be mere blocks from Harlem. Listen in wonder as the 1 train blows by every 10 minutes. Spy on neighbors without any qualms about walking around nude. Experience the aromas of your Puerto Rican neighbors barbecuing on the sidewalk out front. Marvel at living above a liquor store and a chinese restuarant! Learn to kill roaches with everyday household objects! 

And if you take it furnished you can enjoy all the furniture I left behind. 

Why are cats all of the sudden okay?