Mario Must Be So Proud

I don't think it's any secret that I loathe Gwyneth Paltrow. Loathe her. Well check this out. Yeah, on the surface it's a nice gesture. A free gym membership for her fat friend. But read deeper into it. Delve on it. Mario's her only fat friend and she wants him to change. As much as I want to believe it's because she worries about his health, I know it's way more superficial for her. I mean it's Gwyneth Paltrow for Christs sakes. Heaven forbid she have a fat friend! This from the girl who was in Shallow Hal. 

It's enough to make me want to gain 50lbs just so there's never a chance of me even accidentally ever becoming her friend. 

Oh and by the way: This is why you're fat.