Douche Bag of the Week!

This is for you Cale: 

You just know it's going to be a good week when it's only Monday and we already have our Douche Bag of the Week. Especially since I was tempted to award it to another group already. I was tempted to award it to the 43% of Republicans who think their party has been too moderate over the past 8 years. Yeah, you read that right. TOO moderate. Or the 55% of the party that think it should be more (yes more) like Sarah Palin in the future. So they want to be more ignorant and more confident at the same time? Didn't we just see that show for 8 years? Didn't really work out too well, did it? Well enjoy your wilderness. 

But I have to give the award to this douche bag from an upstate New York infomercial: 

For starters your suit is way to big. They don't have tailors up there? 

Second, he sounds like a New Jersey goomba more than an upstater. 

And finally, you're not going to sell more leather coats by bad mouthing Mrs. Clinton. Okay, maybe you will, but I can't imagine it'll make the margins that much bigger. If you really want to make money in the leather business then you should make chaps for the bikers, skin tight suits for the Matrix freaks, or sex outfits for the gays. 

That's where the real money is!