I see your penis!

Do you want to know what it's like to be a man? It's kinda like this SITE. You walk around trying to picture people naked all day. Usually just people you'd like to see naked, but this site gives you an idea of what it's like. Once you enter the site just click on the people and watch their clothes disappear. Actually it is pretty fascinating. Though there are too many women. And not enough hot men. And how come nobody has pubic hair? Is that the thing in Germany? Jess, you've been to Germany and I'm sure saw tons of naked people there. Tons! Is that what they're like? Does everybody shave? 

And really, the last one should have been a tranny. Just to throw you for a loop.