Exclusive Guest Blogger!!!

We've got a huge exclusive for the blog today! With the release of the new poster for Public Enemies today we have a special guest blogger today. The one, the only, the rabid Christian Bale! It's quite a coup for us here. We put out some feelers after seeing this poster to see what Bale's thoughts were on it. And sure enough, he had some pretty strong feelings about it. See what he has to say below the poster. 

What the FUCK? What's wrong with this poster? Why the fuck don't I get equal billing? What is my name doing down below the title like I'm a fucking amateur? Am I not professional? Am I not professional? Ooooh good for you Johnny Depp. You were in a fucking pirate movie? Good for you. I'm fucking Batman you fuck! I'm in the second biggest movie of all time! That's what that is. Think for one fucking second!  Is it too much to ask for at least my name above the title too? I'm not asking. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Put my fucking name above the title. I'm professional. I'm not amateur. I've been doing this since I was four-fucking-teen for fucking Spielberg man! What the fuck have you been doing Mr. generic poster designer? Hmmm. Designing floating heads for Sandra fucking Bullock movies? Do you want me to trash your office? Do you want me to trash your office? Then why are you trashing my name? Huh?  You FUCK!! You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't fucking cut it when you're bullshitting and fucking around like this with my poster. I'm going to kick your FUCKING ASS! You PRICK! What don't you FUCKING understand? GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER!

Well. There you go. Some thoughts from Mr. Bale. The Public Enemies trailer will premier on Watchmen this Friday. As will the new Terminator trailer which already is online.