Yeah, he totally looks like a Persian to me. Totally. Oh the modern miracles of Hollywood. Ugh. You might as well have John Wayne be Genghis Khan. Oh crap. At least they are letting him have some chest hair. It always bugs me when they have period pieces and the guys have chests smoother than a Slip N' Slide. The most egregious cases being Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai and Ryan Reynolds in The Amityville Horror remake. Mostly because they both have thick full beards, yet their chests have not a speck of hair on them. It takes you out of the periodness of the film. Oh and one more thing. Jake Gyllenhall is NOT gay.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Yeah, I'd wreck that.
Yeah, he totally looks like a Persian to me. Totally. Oh the modern miracles of Hollywood. Ugh. You might as well have John Wayne be Genghis Khan. Oh crap. At least they are letting him have some chest hair. It always bugs me when they have period pieces and the guys have chests smoother than a Slip N' Slide. The most egregious cases being Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai and Ryan Reynolds in The Amityville Horror remake. Mostly because they both have thick full beards, yet their chests have not a speck of hair on them. It takes you out of the periodness of the film. Oh and one more thing. Jake Gyllenhall is NOT gay.
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