Fanny Pack Redux

I'd hate to be working for Madonna today. Why? Somebody told her 'no'. Yes, the judge ruled that she can't adopt another kid from Malawi. And you know that 'no' just isn't a word that she hears a lot. She gets what she wants! *snaps finger in the air* (I think that's my favorite part of Truth or Dare). 

You know what this is really about? The fanny pack. Come on, you knew I was going there. I think the judge took one look at her wearing that fanny pack and said 'no deal'. And really, could you blame him? They're not going to let one of their countries little treasures be raised by a girl from Detroit who wears a fanny pack. And all the millions of dollars and fake British accents aren't going to change that. I think we can now get rid of AD/BC and replace it with AFP/BFP: After Fanny Pack and Before Fanny Pack. 

Actually I'm sure she'll get the kid. I'd bet money on it. I mean she adopted the last one without following their residency laws, why would this one be any different? And really, this kid has a chance to escape the horror of living in an impoverished third world country. Do you really think they're going to not give her that chance? And I know I give her crap, but really, kudos to her. She's changing the lives of these kids for the better and bringing attention to a place that could use all the attention and help it can get. But in the meantime, let's remember happier times: 

Keep It Together doesn't get the love it deserves. And yes, obviously her accent has gotten a lot better.