No, not that she's adopting another kid. No, it's that Madonna is wearing a fanny pack! A fanny pack! As a fag who vogue'd his way through the 90's and saw her comeback show in Vegas in 2001 I cannot tell you how dispiriting this is. Who wears fanny packs anymore? Fat asses at the mall and obnoxious American tourists seem to be the only wearers of this fashion atrocity anymore. Really Madonna, it's time to move to Vegas, set up shop at the Bellagio and settle into that kitchy/showy Vegas stage of your career. I'm sorry, but the fanny pack is the final nail in the coffin.
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