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So I was flipping through my newly discovered free cable and came across TV Land. Who if there ever was a channel that needed their own theme park, TV Land is it. Ride the Silver Spoons train! Eat at the diner from Alice! Have racial epithets hurled at you by an animatronic Archie Bunker! But I digress. The Brady Bunch was on and it left me pondering that great, as of yet unanswered question: Was Mr. Brady a top or bottom? 

It's not on his Wikipedia page. Why ever not, I really don't know. Why isn't there a whole Wiki page about gay celebrities sex preferences? At least after they are dead let us know. I can't be the only one curious about this? 

But in watching the show I couldn't decide what I thought he was. It's not like he was some lisping Snagglepuss. You know that pink pussy was a big nelly bottom. His Wikipedia page talks about him threating partners after sex to keep their mouths shut, so that to me says angry butch top. But I've known some pretty aggressive, bitchy bottoms too. 

So I guess I just don't know. 

What do you think dear reader? 

Is that the face of an aggressive, angry top or a big nelly bottom?